Game Theory: Why Mario Kart 8 is Mario's DEADLIEST Game!

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  • Opublikowany 21 maj 2017
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    I've done PLENTY of dark theories on the Mario franchise, from Super Mario being a sociopath to Princess Peach being the dead mother of Rosalina and beyond. But today, I've uncovered the most dangerous game in the Mario canon -- Mario Kart! Mario Kart 8! Well, specifically Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I did the math, and the devastation those fun little Mario Karts deliver is something to truly fear. So hop in and buckle your seatbelts, because this is going to be one crazy Mario Kart adventure!
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Komentarze • 27 949

  • The Game Theorists
    The Game Theorists  2 lat temu +20019

    My bad: 5'11'' actually equals 180 cm...but NO FEAR! I did all the speed calculations in Standard first, then converted each result back to metric, so although I misspoke in that one moment about the height conversion, the rest of the stats should all be right!
    Like I said, I'm stupid imperialist scum with a dumb measurement system :)

  • Helpy
    Helpy 6 godzin temu

    Ye olde pixel measurements

  • pkphantom
    pkphantom 8 godzin temu

    (Doesn't even get 2 minutes into the video) *OH SO YOU GIVE ME THESE NIGHTMARES ON PURPOSE YOU JERK* lol

  • Missi Detar
    Missi Detar 10 godzin temu

    What does that mean you live in the USA

  • yobama 999
    yobama 999 11 godzin temu

    5'11 isnt 155cm its 5'1

  • Victor Coutinho
    Victor Coutinho 11 godzin temu

    I know it is kinda late, but what if you also considered the temperature of the road?

  • God’s Honest Truther
    God’s Honest Truther Dzień temu +1

    It’s only deadly for the ones who lose the race 💪🏼🕺🏼✅🤓

  • Abby The gamer,player and challenger

    What about baby Mario or baby luiji

  • Mister Noodle
    Mister Noodle 2 dni temu

    It's called cartoon logic Matpat!!!

  • lilchild
    lilchild 2 dni temu

    NINTENDO!!!if mario kart real i die

  • Hehe Hehe
    Hehe Hehe 2 dni temu +2

    12:13 I bet vegeta or goku can train using that

  • Sweet the Cat
    Sweet the Cat 2 dni temu

    You watch myth busters two

  • FlickCenterGaming
    FlickCenterGaming 2 dni temu

    HEY! I watch Dateline, and I am MUCH younger than 75 (as should be apparent by my channel name).

  • GAH I LOVE BEING F POOORPLE Trump

    Matpat stop ruining my childhood

  • gacha boy125
    gacha boy125 3 dni temu +1

    yesh i know how it feel like to rub hard on a rode

    • Viviana Amor
      Viviana Amor 2 dni temu

      🍬🍬🍬 🙀🙀🙀🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

    • Viviana Amor
      Viviana Amor 2 dni temu

      gacha boy125 was

    • Viviana Amor
      Viviana Amor 2 dni temu

      😳🙄😳🤑🤑🤑

  • Fish Farts
    Fish Farts 3 dni temu

    I followed the directions... and your channel

  • FusionGuy4
    FusionGuy4 4 dni temu +3

    I can always count on you to ruin my childhood, Mat Pat

  • XZ Gamer
    XZ Gamer 4 dni temu

    I crashed on my scooter going about 11 mph

  • LilThiccy
    LilThiccy 4 dni temu

    two words: cartoon physics

  • Sylveon SuperSuger
    Sylveon SuperSuger 4 dni temu

    6:07 forget Mario kart double dash it's Mario kart fury road it's Mario kart death race is Mario kart I have no more movie references to put here fast and furious fast and furious Mario kart fast and furious

  • Fizzy Potato
    Fizzy Potato 4 dni temu

    Sorry but I still can’t unsee the sociopathic side of Mario. I feel so bad for Luigi ;-;

  • Samuel Kuhn
    Samuel Kuhn 4 dni temu

    I wouldn't be surprised if Mario Kart causes as much death as FNAF

  • GrannyPat
    GrannyPat 5 dni temu

    moar fnaf

  • 정국안녕
    정국안녕 5 dni temu

    moar fnaf

  • Fluttershy Pegasus
    Fluttershy Pegasus 5 dni temu

    Because of Luigi's death stare.

  • Lea 20093
    Lea 20093 5 dni temu

    I'm pretty sure MatPats mind would be blown if he went to Germany and noticed that driving 128km/h is absolutely normal, because we have no speed restrictions on highways. We can go as fast as we want and there are some people going around 200km/h or higher.

  • Dylan
    Dylan 5 dni temu

    “Smash bros 2nd deadliest”

  • Cute Sad Beats Boi
    Cute Sad Beats Boi 5 dni temu

    This video feels like a creepypasta

  • Jackson Kelley
    Jackson Kelley 5 dni temu

    You are almost as bad as Adam ruins everything

  • Alex Z
    Alex Z 6 dni temu

    My favorite Game Theory episode lol

  • Derpysaw
    Derpysaw 6 dni temu

    Nobody:
    Inkling:*crashes into a wall
    Also inkling: I have no bones. I’m fine
    Also also inkling: slams into wall and becomes flat

  • susana cisneros
    susana cisneros 6 dni temu

    At 15:47...0_0 X_X

  • susana cisneros
    susana cisneros 6 dni temu

    At 1:29 even though you say no one cares to play the Wii u I do care matpat!

  • Kyle Craig
    Kyle Craig 7 dni temu

    The miis wear helmets

  • Lord Fawful
    Lord Fawful 7 dni temu

    Wait, so if the mushroom instantly doubles your speed, would the force from that acceleration alone be enough to kill you?

  • Bernard Coleman
    Bernard Coleman 7 dni temu

    I uhh hit all the walls when I play mario kart

  • Bernard Coleman
    Bernard Coleman 7 dni temu

    Rosalina keeps her hair in her face when she DRIVES

  • Will Reel
    Will Reel 7 dni temu

    How can Dry bones bowser lose skin though?

  • Reeeh Reeeh
    Reeeh Reeeh 7 dni temu

    wich kart is faster the kart of mario kart or sonic racing? (i guess sonic racing)

  • small fry
    small fry 8 dni temu

    Mario kart HAS protection gear
    One word "miis"

  • Joshua Jeong
    Joshua Jeong 8 dni temu

    You know that my dad has been driving around highways at said 80 mph, BUT NOT GET FINED OR ARRESTED OR HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE POLICE IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER?

  • Maya Kapuscinski
    Maya Kapuscinski 9 dni temu

    Is it bad that I’m laughing? Like seriously, how did Nintendo NOT get lawsuits??

  • Kristofer Hanson
    Kristofer Hanson 10 dni temu

    Raaaaaghh😢🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

  • Eduardo Andrade
    Eduardo Andrade 10 dni temu

    I wouldn’t say “good”, old Mario

  • Maria Schell
    Maria Schell 10 dni temu

    On my couch. U spying on your viewers?

  • MERICA Guns, boobs and freedom.

    How tall is matpat? If Mario only 5'11 then why does he look like 7ft and 4ft wide?

  • Science, gaming, and other stuff 314

    And bring the dark twisted truths of dark, twisted games such as Mario Kart

  • Broskie AJD97
    Broskie AJD97 13 dni temu

    Imagine a rated M version of mario kart

    • GamingBoiTV
      GamingBoiTV 11 dni temu

      Okay so wario farting to kill people, Mario with guns killing people, and everyone stealing cars

  • Apple Sparkle
    Apple Sparkle 14 dni temu +1

    MatPat is the smartest human ever!

  • Stacia Thomas
    Stacia Thomas 14 dni temu

    ok.... in EVERY other MK episode, you said Dry Bowser + super glider + Slick wheels + B DASHER is the fastest.... so...

  • Caleb McClung
    Caleb McClung 15 dni temu

    You know the advertising thing you saw said wear your seatbelt BMW not Marcadies so they are not breaking the law

  • the fnaf plusher
    the fnaf plusher 17 dni temu

    Mario cart: mad max

  • Adventure Seeker
    Adventure Seeker 19 dni temu

    Lol, so the people in that one game were 11-12 ft tall. Secondly, this isn't a theory if it's predicated off of real world physics. But, this does explain the death tolls on our roads. People play Mario kart too much.

  • Leslie Weatherford
    Leslie Weatherford 19 dni temu

    More FNAF

  • Seth Yamutewa
    Seth Yamutewa 20 dni temu

    Math Lessons with the Game Theorists

  • lucy221999
    lucy221999 20 dni temu

    Is that u

  • lancer deltarune
    lancer deltarune 20 dni temu

    In the Mario game no one can die

  • Superp222
    Superp222 21 dzień temu +1

    Hahaha matpat was in business class thank us for that

  • KAIZO
    KAIZO 21 dzień temu

    Im literally playing MK8D as I he speaks, whoopin behind with the best boi waluigi,
    No one can defeat the wah

    • KAIZO
      KAIZO 21 dzień temu

      Edit: also here's another movie reference, MAD MARIO.

  • Lucerfida Doctolero
    Lucerfida Doctolero 22 dni temu +1

    pls do brawl stars it about kill but not real you can realive but not showdown

  • Ayla Leaf
    Ayla Leaf 22 dni temu

    One of the Skylander games has a track Mini game thing has almsot the same track as mario track but ita not really that, and they use the karts but they are different type of creatures so eh, but atleast we don't race as humans

  • CodingFire
    CodingFire 22 dni temu +1

    9:30 the items ill use now (minus the coins)

  • CodingFire
    CodingFire 22 dni temu

    8:45, so thats whats inside of you.

  • CodingFire
    CodingFire 22 dni temu

    hey, what about a mii, they have protection.

  • CodingFire
    CodingFire 22 dni temu

    i was on my bed not my couch

  • CodingFire
    CodingFire 22 dni temu

    hmm

  • RaAmen Stallings
    RaAmen Stallings 22 dni temu

    I would not be able to work there whit you....I SUCK AT MATH

  • Storry Stanley
    Storry Stanley 23 dni temu

    ItS a GaMe

  • CodingFire
    CodingFire 23 dni temu +4

    mario: i put a clock on this kart so yeah
    at 200 mph: why does the clock go so slow

  • CodingFire
    CodingFire 24 dni temu +2

    12:22 just why (also how did you make the bone sound thingy)

  • CodingFire
    CodingFire 24 dni temu

    but what if you use the slowest combination

  • CodingFire
    CodingFire 24 dni temu

    this helped me win races

  • CodingFire
    CodingFire 24 dni temu

    mario kart 8 but with no karts = mario run 8

  • Captain Cat
    Captain Cat 25 dni temu +5

    The whole point of this game is to fight for the Finish Line, OF COURSE THERE ARE NO SEATBELTS!

  • QuantumBlur but stronger

    The fastest speed is when you *no haves milk*

  • Madalyn Schreyer
    Madalyn Schreyer 28 dni temu

    I have a WiiU. I do care!

  • Deveyn Art
    Deveyn Art 28 dni temu

    Nintendo: takes notes*

  • Lance Nostrum
    Lance Nostrum Miesiąc temu

    Well...

    Craig threw a blue shell despite being in last place with just us playing so yah
    I’m sorry Mis. Jonson

  • voicey1
    voicey1 Miesiąc temu

    I play Mario kart 8 on my Nintendo switch

  • Kiss kiss Hug hug
    Kiss kiss Hug hug Miesiąc temu +1

    MatPat: let’s think logically here

    Talks about babies driving

  • Jeffrey over9000
    Jeffrey over9000 Miesiąc temu

    0:00-0:14 Taken 4 confirmed

  • 3 gaming musketeers
    3 gaming musketeers Miesiąc temu

    I don’t care I’m still playing Mario cart 8 deluxe later so


    TRY MY MARIO CART SKILLS

  • the one
    the one Miesiąc temu

    XD the blue shell of death

  • Petros
    Petros Miesiąc temu

    Why didn't you use Funky Kong from mario kart wii? he's dumb fast when used right

  • Hawaiian Fruit Punch
    Hawaiian Fruit Punch Miesiąc temu

    looks like this episodes "Taken" XD
    LOL

  • CosplayMemories14
    CosplayMemories14 Miesiąc temu

    I do believe that the unlockable suv is more or less styled to look like a go-kart rather than a full real car.... not sure about go-karts, but like motorcycles seatbelts would be a bad thing to have with that.... you don't have seatbelts on motorcycles for a good reason, wouldn't the Mario go-karts have the same standards?.... also, didn't see seatbelts in the irl kart racing there.... :/

  • Jhaibjhaib Farin
    Jhaibjhaib Farin Miesiąc temu

    How about mortal Kombat????

  • amy liu
    amy liu Miesiąc temu

    That may be a lot of Gs', but it's nothing compared to GrayStillPlays' roller coaster tycoons

  • Caleb Adkins
    Caleb Adkins Miesiąc temu

    wait, they are shorter than 5'11"?

  • cefehi
    cefehi Miesiąc temu

    Your calculations for the g force is wrong. Looking up the average mass of a gokart, google says it’s about 75kg, 100mph is about 44.7 m/s. Using the formula for impulse, Ft=mv-mv0, assuming that a split second is 0.5s we get a force of about 6900N. Dividing by the acceleration due to gravity of 9.8 we get about 702gs. I mean it’s still gonna kill you but you just had the wrong numbers

  • Nathan .s
    Nathan .s Miesiąc temu

    The intro just gave me ptsd

    Change that this entire video gave me ptsd

  • Mayhem Benson
    Mayhem Benson Miesiąc temu

    YOU CAN LOSE 2 INCHES OF YOURSELF?!?!? IM ONLY 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

  • Maxime Lafrenière
    Maxime Lafrenière Miesiąc temu

    "I don't know who you are.
    I don't know what you want.
    But what I do have are very perticular set of skills, skills I have aquired over a very long carrer.
    I will look for you.
    I will find you.
    ...
    And I will kill you."
    The beggining is great!

  • IRON PAINTING
    IRON PAINTING Miesiąc temu +2

    Where I live most highways have 140 kph speed limits sooooooo yeah

  • EmanPlayz
    EmanPlayz Miesiąc temu

    The real sound effects made me Laughing in tears

  • Mike the Goo
    Mike the Goo Miesiąc temu

    ...the scraping thing...
    Ridley!?

  • •Luxurious Gacha Girl• uwu

    I play this almost every morning w/ my cousins, and we all have 1 question...


    Why isn’t Kirby in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe even though INKLINGS are in it?

  • Aini Hassan
    Aini Hassan Miesiąc temu

    01:07 can we please take that out of context?

  • Corrin the Red Dragon/Ghoul

    9:25 "Dry Bowser in a B-Charger with Slick wheels and a Super Glider"

    Did you mean B-DASHER for the body? Also, at least in 8 Deluxe, you can't obtain a Cheep-Cheep kart (I just unlocked all body shapes and I didn't find one).

  • Ice Cream Addict
    Ice Cream Addict Miesiąc temu

    1:18 XDXDXDXDXDXXD